AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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