It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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