i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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