We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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