Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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