Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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