I hate your face
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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