I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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