I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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