Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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