so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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