all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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