You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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