i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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