Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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