I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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