One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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