just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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