the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
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i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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