And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
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So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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