Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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