Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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