we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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