she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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