All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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