I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
And then he peed in my hair
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