I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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