Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I think people are normalizing furries
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
