Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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