If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
He had one of those small greek statue penises
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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