How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
