Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
23 “Girl Codes” Guys Probably Don’t Know About
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.