i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.