Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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