We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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