Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
So much Jack, so little girl.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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