Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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