If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
We smell like vodka and hangover
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