I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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