Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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