there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
my liver is dry heaving
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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