i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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