i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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