I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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