was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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