Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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