Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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