True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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