I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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