I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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