About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Actions speak louder than pants.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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