Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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