Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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