I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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