i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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