so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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