She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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