its not stalking. its research.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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