the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Mom said you looked used
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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